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Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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