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'Turn Me Over' Pickup

Looks like they had the right sign on this vehicle

'Turn Me Over' Pickup thanks to Darwin McKee

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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

A dead-end street is a good place to turn around. - Naomi Judd

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. - Jason Kidd

Power is nothing unless you can turn it into influence. - Condoleezza Rice

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave. - Samuel Goldwyn

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed. - Beau Brummel

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Whenever you find whole world against you just turn around and lead the world. - Unknown

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

The truly free man is the one who will turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse. - Jules Renard

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta


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