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She Tree or He Tree? Illusion of the year

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Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Sir Francis Bacon

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Half - the most beautiful half - of life is hidden from him who has not loved passionately. - Stendhal

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Unknown

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Providence has hidden a charm in difficult undertakings, which is appreciated only by those who dare to grapple with them. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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