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Upside Down Amusement

Tennessee's only upside down attraction (Pigeon Forge)

Upside Down Amusement thanks to Bob Tasse

Amusement park for the mind

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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world. - Bill Watterson

To be surprised, to wonder, is to begin to understand. - Jose Ortega y Gasset

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I'm not here for your amusement. You're here for mine. - Johnny Rotten

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

If you enjoy living, it is not difficult to keep the sense of wonder. - Ray Bradbury

Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? - John Mendoza

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

You wonder if I have it. I wonder where it is. Everybody wonders how I find it. - Unknown

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Unknown

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Friendships, in general, are suddenly contracted; and therefore it is no wonder they are easily dissolved. - Joseph Addison

I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after. - Tim Conway

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there. - George Burns

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I don't know if I practiced more than anybody, but I sure practiced enough. I still wonder if somebody - somewhere - was practicing more than me. - Larry Bird

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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