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Upside Down Amusement

Tennessee's only upside down attraction (Pigeon Forge)

Upside Down Amusement thanks to Bob Tasse

Amusement park for the mind

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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world. - Bill Watterson

To be surprised, to wonder, is to begin to understand. - Jose Ortega y Gasset

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I'm not here for your amusement. You're here for mine. - Johnny Rotten

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

If you enjoy living, it is not difficult to keep the sense of wonder. - Ray Bradbury

Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? - John Mendoza

Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Unknown

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

There are people who make things happen, those who watch what happens, and those who wonder what happened. - Unknown

Friendships, in general, are suddenly contracted; and therefore it is no wonder they are easily dissolved. - Joseph Addison

I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after. - Tim Conway

It makes you wonder. All the brilliant things we might have done with our lives if only we suspected we knew how. - Ann Patchett

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there. - George Burns

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day? - George Carlin

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I don't know if I practiced more than anybody, but I sure practiced enough. I still wonder if somebody - somewhere - was practicing more than me. - Larry Bird

Pleasure to me is wonder - the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. - H.P. Lovecraft


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