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I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

The hour of happiness will be the more welcome, the less it was expected. - Horace

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle


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