We're Off to See the Wizard!
Presidential aid from the Wizard Of Oz
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado and off they whirled to the land of OZ. They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard...
'What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?'
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said, 'I've come for some courage.'
'No Problem! said the Wizard. Who’s next?' Richard Nixon stepped forward. 'Well, I think I need a heart.'
'Done! says the Wizard. Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?' Up stepped Dubya and said, 'I’m told by the American people that I need a brain.'
'No problem! said the Wizard. Consider it done.' Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around... 'Is Dorothy here?'
Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle
Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck
Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli
In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli
The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley
In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari
A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill
If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston
Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle
I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford
It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger
Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker
I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle
No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins
Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato
The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner
Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan
Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner
One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers
The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford
Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy