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Who Cares Clock

Clock for those who couldn't care less about Daylight Savings Time

Who Cares Clock thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

He was not of an age, but for all time. - Ben Jonson

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait. - Leo Tolstoy

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

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If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

There is a time for departure even when there's no certain place to go. - Tennessee Williams

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. - E.B. White

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. - George Burns

A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward. - Jean Paul Richter

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. - Garrison Keillor

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

I think when a surfer becomes a surfer, it's almost like an obligation to be an environmentalist at the same time. - Kelly Slater

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre


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