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Who Cares Clock

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Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

Time heals what reason cannot. - Seneca

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

time's a strange fellow; more he gives than takes - e e cummings

It's time to start living the life you've imagined. - Henry James

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

Well arranged time is the surest mark of a well arranged mind. - Isaac Pitman

Come what may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day. - William Shakespeare

I used to have an hourglass figure, then the sands of time shifted. - Unknown

Time and words can't be recalled, even if it was only yesterday. - Estonian Proverb

Waste no more time arguing about what a good person should be. Be one. - Marcus Aurelius

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

Human beings want to be good, but not too good and not quite all the time. - George Orwell

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once. - Albert Einstein

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Life is like an onion; you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. - Carl Sandburg

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. - Thomas Szasz

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect). - Mark Twain

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

The friend that always finds time to spend with you without consulting his or her calendar is a true friend. - Ellen J. Barrier

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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