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You may delay, but time will not. - Benjamin Franklin

The days of the digital watch are numbered. - Tom Stoppard

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. - John Lithgow

The two most powerful warriors are patience and time. - Leo Tolstoy

With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes satin. - Chinese Proverb

One life - a little gleam of time between two eternities. - Thomas Carlyle

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy. - WC Fields

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once. - Albert Einstein

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. - Jean-Paul Sartre

I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred. - Thomas A. Edison

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. - Paulo Coelho

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Time is that wherein there is opportunity, and opportunity is that wherein there is no great time. - Hippocrates

One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time. - Andre Gide

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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