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Why Neanderthals Became Extinct

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Why Neanderthals Became Extinct thanks to Byron Eldridge

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Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

Everyone, in the final analysis, is in business for himself. - Unknown

Cruel leaders are replaced only to have new leaders turn cruel. - Che Guevara

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

They are leaders who have made a difference. Not because they wished it, but because they willed it. - Richard M Nixon

If people like you, they'll listen to you. But if they trust you, they'll do business with you. - Zig Ziglar

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - General Colin Powell


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