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Why Neanderthals Became Extinct

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Why Neanderthals Became Extinct thanks to Byron Eldridge

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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

No leader can be too far ahead of his followers. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

I'm not a businessman. I'm a business, man. - Jay-Z

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. - Lao-tzu

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others. - Bill Gates

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

They are leaders who have made a difference. Not because they wished it, but because they willed it. - Richard M Nixon

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

The only business of the historian is to relate things exactly as they are: this he can never do as long as he is afraid. - Lucian of Samosata

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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