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Why Neanderthals Became Extinct

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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

The great leaders have always stage-managed their effects. - Charles de Gaulle

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

There is no such thing as 'business ethics'... it's all ethics! - John C Maxwell

Seest thou a person diligent in their business? They shall stand before Kings. - Proverbs 22:29

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Leaders are people who do the right things; managers are people who do things right. - Warren G. Bennis

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

The masses are in reality their own leaders, dialectically creating their own development process. - Rosa Luxemburg

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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