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Worst Job in the Army

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The worst men often give the best advice. - Francis Bacon

Good taste is the worst vice ever invented. - Edit Sitwell

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

To know what is right and not to do it is the worst cowardice. - Confucius

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears. - Rudyard Kipling

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Humans have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them. - Albus Dumbledore

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs. - Kenneth Clark

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. - Will Rogers

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. - Samuel Goldwyn

First ask yourself: What is the worst that can happen? Then prepare to accept it. Then proceed to improve on the worst. - Dale Carnegie

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly behooves any of us to talk about the rest of us. - Edward Wallis Hoch

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas


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