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Worst Job in the Army

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Worst Job in the Army thanks to Bob Tasse

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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. - Unknown

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

Good taste is the worst vice ever invented. - Edit Sitwell

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

I'm the worst thing that's ever happened to ISIS. - Donald Trump

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

The worst thing said about him is that he was "uncurious." - Yvon Chouinard

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly behooves any of us to talk about the rest of us. - Edward Wallis Hoch

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck


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