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Worst Job in the Army

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

To know what is right and not to do it is the worst cowardice. - Confucius

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes. - Zig Ziglar

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt

Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure. - George Woodberry

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application. - Ken Kraft

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump


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