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A Picture Of Me In The Shower

Make a joyful noise - keep singing in the shower!

A Picture Of Me In The Shower thanks to Mike King

Why does singing sound so great in the shower?

And what were you expecting?
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One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad. - Samuel Goldwyn

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower. - Groucho Marx

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

My hometown is so dull that the drugstore sells picture postcards of other towns. - Milton Berle

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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