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A Picture Of Me In The Shower

Make a joyful noise - keep singing in the shower!

A Picture Of Me In The Shower thanks to Mike King

Why does singing sound so great in the shower?

And what were you expecting?
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Up there in his ivory shower - Archie Bunker

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower. - Groucho Marx

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. - Steven Wright

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

My hometown is so dull that the drugstore sells picture postcards of other towns. - Milton Berle

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

There's an old saying in Hollywood: It's not the length of your film, it's how you use it. - Ben Stiller

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner


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