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A Picture Of Me In The Shower

Make a joyful noise - keep singing in the shower!

A Picture Of Me In The Shower thanks to Mike King

Why does singing sound so great in the shower?

And what were you expecting?
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Up there in his ivory shower - Archie Bunker

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. - Ansel Adams

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Even if I set out to make a film about a fillet of sole, it would be about me. - Federico Fellini

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks. - Groucho Marx

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

There's an old saying in Hollywood: It's not the length of your film, it's how you use it. - Ben Stiller

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale


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