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All Weather Runner

Hypothermia 101 for the dubm-erererest

All Weather Runner thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Extreme hopes are born from extreme misery. - Bertrand Russell

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. - Groucho Marx

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Wrestlers are a little more dedicated than, and are different from, the other people, which may be strange. - Dan Gable

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Aarfy was a dedicated fraternity man who loved cheerleading and class reunions and did not have brains enough to be afraid... - Joseph Heller

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci


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