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Army Seeing Eye Dog

When two focused eyes are better than one on the battlefield

Army Seeing Eye Dog thanks to Karen Moore

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright


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