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All who have died are equal. - Comanche Proverb

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The only people without problems are in a cemetery. - Norman Vincent Peale

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. - Joe Louis

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

He is terribly afraid of dying because he hasn’t yet lived. - Franz Kafka

Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some of their functions. - Joe-kster

Violence is like a weed - it does not die even in the greatest drought. - Simon Wiesenthal

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

I know we're going to die. But some of us are going to do something about it. - Tom Burnett

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age. - George Burns

Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case. - William Saroyan

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be. - Lionel Barrymore

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown


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