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Bear Surveillance

Bear-bones office security bearly gives you time to react

Bear Surveillance thanks to Mike King

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Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

He who has a why to live can bear almost any how. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Things that were hard to bear are sweet to remember. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

The misfortunes hardest to bear are those which never come. - Amy Lowell

Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. - H L Mencken

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

It is often hard to bear the tears that we ourselves have caused. - Marcel Proust

Nothing happens to anybody which he is not fitted by nature to bear. - Marcus Aurelius

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

He who has a "why" to live, can bear with almost any "how". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that never happen. - James Russel Lowell

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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