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Belly Button Tattoos for Primates

Some men still haven't evolved from the monkey

Belly Button Tattoos for Primates thanks to Gandhi Mukkavilli

Monkey See ... Monkey Tattoo!

Belly Button Tattoos for Primates thanks to Gandhi Mukkavilli

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If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. - James Goldsmith

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie

Don't hide your scars. They make who you are. - Frank Sinatra

Trouble came - as trouble so often does - with a monkey. - Paul Collins

The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley

Everything is improved by the judicious application of primates. - Chris Roberson

Well, yous 2 may have come from monkeys and bamboons, but not me. - Archie Bunker

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars. - Garrison Keillor

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? - George Carlin

Our bodies were printed as blank pages to be filled with the ink of our hearts. - Michael Biondi

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you were stronger than whatever tried to hurt you. - Unknown

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

You're not a bad person, you're just a little bit different and I'm a sucker for that. - Robert M. Drake

Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink


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