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Biting Shoes

If you want to be pretty, you'll have to suffer

Biting Shoes thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Fashion's biting edge

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Teeth are always in style. - Unknown

I was bitten by an octopus. - Ted Cruz

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Truth has rough flavors if we bite it through. - George Eliot

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Maybe my mind chewed off more than the mind should bite. - Archie Bunker

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. - Ogden Nash

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it. - Will Rogers

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson

We have bitten off more than we can chew, but we'll chew as fast as we can. - Ian Holloway

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

There's nothing like biting off more than you can chew, and then chewing anyway. - Mark Burnett

Not enough people know what Lyme disease is and the dangers of being bitten by an insect. - Gigi Hadid

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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