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Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffet

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

He's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic. - Lance Bass

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

Here's a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous. - Henny Youngman

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. - Steven Wright

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. - Samuel Goldwyn

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. - Earl Wilson

Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me. - Lee van Cleef

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. - Ike Barinholtz

I'm a big fan of the Irish accent. After a couple of drinks, I start to get a bit of an Irish lilt, too. - Emily Ratajkowski

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

You write to become immortal, or because the piano happens to be open, or you've looked into a pair of beautiful eyes. - Robert Schumann

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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