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Bread Dress

Voted crumb-iest dress of the year

Bread Dress thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Mold Mould - what you get when worn after it's expiry date

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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

Acorns were good until bread was found. - Francis Bacon

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

What was the best thing before sliced bread? - George Carlin

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

The upper crust is a bunch of crumbs held together by dough. - Joseph A. Thomas

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. - Steven Wright

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. - George Carlin

Ever notice that the hardness of the butter increases with the softness of the bread? - Unknown

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but it is how people dress in their days off that are the most intriguing. - Alexander Wang

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset


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