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Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards


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