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Can You Bite Your Nose?

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Can You Bite Your Nose? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Popeye's Japanese relative

Can You Bite Your Nose? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Can You Bite Your Nose? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Can You Bite Your Nose? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Can You Bite Your Nose? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Can You Bite Your Nose? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Instinct is the nose of the mind. - Madame de Girardin

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


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