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Chair Boy

Little Johnny finds a new way to cut class

Chair Boy thanks to Mike King

Something tells me this kid won't end up at the top of his class

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Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

Ignore the boy, Lord. - Homer Simpson

Boy: a noise with dirt on it. - Unknown

I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. - Colin Farrell

When a boy's coming into poobertyhood. - Archie Bunker

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Every boy has more talent than he will ever develop. - Unknown

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. - Plato

The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache. - WC Fields

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

See how the boy is with his sister and you can know how the man will be with your daughter. - Sioux Proverb

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it. - Clarence Darrow

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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