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Child Disarma-meant

Sometimes it takes a child to diffuse a thorny situation

Child Disarma-meant thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Disarming Candy for peaceful riot control

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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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