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Child Disarma-meant

Sometimes it takes a child to diffuse a thorny situation

Child Disarma-meant thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Disarming Candy for peaceful riot control

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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. - Colin Farrell

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

When a boy's coming into poobertyhood. - Archie Bunker

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it. - Clarence Darrow

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar


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