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Child Disarma-meant

Sometimes it takes a child to diffuse a thorny situation

Child Disarma-meant thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Disarming Candy for peaceful riot control

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Boy: a noise with dirt on it. - Unknown

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


Trillion Dollar Man

Rabbit Boost

Engine-eering

Mustang Limo

Eye've Been To The Beach

Found The Apple Maps Car

Husband Frosted Cupcakes

Pantastic Crop

Log Haulers

Caffeine Boosters

Where I Live

hAir Force One

Sad Truth About The Oscars

Happy Hour Bike Club

Big Boots To Fill

Redneck Rolling Bottle Sprinkler

Want To Fiddle Around?

Eagle Hunt

Wurst Wi-Fi

Don't Want Your Child To Text And Drive?

Just Need Juan

Bubba's Bubble Wrap

Burst Basketball Court

Apple Car