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Child Disarma-meant

Sometimes it takes a child to diffuse a thorny situation

Child Disarma-meant thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Disarming Candy for peaceful riot control

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A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami


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