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Child Disarma-meant

Sometimes it takes a child to diffuse a thorny situation

Child Disarma-meant thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Disarming Candy for peaceful riot control

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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache. - WC Fields

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson


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