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Child Disarma-meant

Sometimes it takes a child to diffuse a thorny situation

Child Disarma-meant thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Disarming Candy for peaceful riot control

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown


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