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What we live by we die by. - Robert Frost

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor. - Joseph Addison

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying. - Bette Davis

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J K Rowling

Spend your days pursuing the things you want said at your funeral. - Peter Legge

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Why are we scared to die? Do any of us remember being scared when we were born? - Trevor Kay

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

Many people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five. - Benjamin Franklin

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden


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