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Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. - P.J. O'Rourke

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be. - Lionel Barrymore

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen


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