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Death takes no bribes. - Benjamin Franklin

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Now, young Skywalker... you will die. - The Emperor

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast. - Groucho Marx

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

If you wish to die young, make your physician your heir. - Romania Proverb

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. - Guindon

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country. - Bertrand Russell

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The immature man wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mature man wants to live humanely for one. - Wilheim Stekel

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan


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