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Coffin Dragster

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Coffin Dragster thanks to Bob Tasse

Smokin' Dragster - always prepared for the last drag

Bob's one-way road rage contingency plan
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What we live by we die by. - Robert Frost

Alas, I am dying beyond my means. - Oscar Wilde

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

It is not death but dying which is terrible. - Henry Fielding

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. - Herbert B. Tree

The act of dying is also one of the acts of life. - Marcus Aurelius

Cowards die many times before their actual deaths. - Julius Caesar

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

The only people without problems are in a cemetery. - Norman Vincent Peale

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse. - Irene L. Luce

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some of their functions. - Joe-kster

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying. - Albert Camus

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die. - Bob Dylan

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman


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