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Coffin Dragster

Hot Rod guaranteed for life... and the hereafter!

Coffin Dragster thanks to Bob Tasse

Smokin' Dragster - always prepared for the last drag

Bob's one-way road rage contingency plan

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Death takes no bribes. - Benjamin Franklin

My people, I die innocent! - Louis XVI

All who have died are equal. - Comanche Proverb

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Cowards die many times before their actual deaths. - Julius Caesar

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

Man is a complex being: He makes deserts bloom - and lakes die. - Gil Stern

Each time we don't say what we want to say, we're dying. - Yoko Ono

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J K Rowling

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

It's better to die upon your feet than to live upon your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

Just have one more try - it's dead easy to die. It's the keeping-on-living that's hard. - Robert W. Service

I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone


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