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Coffin Dragster thanks to Bob Tasse

Smokin' Dragster - always prepared for the last drag

Bob's one-way road rage contingency plan

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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

Don't dig your grave with a knife and fork. - English Proverb

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

The only people without problems are in a cemetery. - Norman Vincent Peale

Ya look like one of those pall buriers at a funeral. - Archie Bunker

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

When you cease to make a contribution, you begin to die. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. - Ellen Glasgow

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

If you listen to your fears, you will die never knowing what a great person you might have been. - Robert H. Schuller

The immature man wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mature man wants to live humanely for one. - Wilheim Stekel

2% of the people think, 3% of the people think they think, and 95% of the people would rather die than think. - George Bernard Shaw

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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