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Coffin Dragster

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Coffin Dragster thanks to Bob Tasse

Smokin' Dragster - always prepared for the last drag

Bob's one-way road rage contingency plan

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Gags die, humor doesn't. - Jack Benny

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

To die will be an awfully big adventure. - James M Barrie

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

When I die, I want to come back as Bobby Layne's chauffeur. - Don Meredith

For thirty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died. - George Burns

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. - Guindon

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me. - Humphrey Bogart

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

2% of the people think, 3% of the people think they think, and 95% of the people would rather die than think. - George Bernard Shaw

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

I am not afraid of death, which after all can't be far away. What does frighten me, though, is the halfway stage. - Rosie Thomas

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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