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Coffin Dragster thanks to Bob Tasse

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All who have died are equal. - Comanche Proverb

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

When good Americans die they go to Paris. - Oscar Wilde

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. - Joe Louis

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

He is terribly afraid of dying because he hasn’t yet lived. - Franz Kafka

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

I know we're going to die. But some of us are going to do something about it. - Tom Burnett

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case. - William Saroyan

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me. - Humphrey Bogart

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin. - J.P. Donleavy

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be. - Lionel Barrymore

The immature man wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mature man wants to live humanely for one. - Wilheim Stekel

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen


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