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One has only to die to be praised. - German Proverb

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country. - Joseph Addison

When I die, I want to come back as Bobby Layne's chauffeur. - Don Meredith

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes. - John Donne

I shall never act differently, even if I have to die for it many times. - Socrates

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Why are we scared to die? Do any of us remember being scared when we were born? - Trevor Kay

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be. - Lionel Barrymore

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. - Epicurus

There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for. - Tom Robbins

The immature man wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mature man wants to live humanely for one. - Wilheim Stekel

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

I felt an earnest and humble desire, and I shall do it till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness. - Charles Dickens

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

I am not afraid of death, which after all can't be far away. What does frighten me, though, is the halfway stage. - Rosie Thomas

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you. - Ernest Hemingway

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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