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Coffin Dragster thanks to Bob Tasse

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Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

Alas, I am dying beyond my means. - Oscar Wilde

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying. - Bette Davis

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for. - Albert Camus

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen

Why are we scared to die? Do any of us remember being scared when we were born? - Trevor Kay

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

If you haven't found something you are willing to die for, you aren't fit to live. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. - Epicurus

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

I tell ya, I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, "There goes the neighbourhood!" - Rodney Dangerfield

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen


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