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Alas, I am dying beyond my means. - Oscar Wilde

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

When good Americans die they go to Paris. - Oscar Wilde

If this is dying, I don't think much of it. - Lytton Strachey

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him. - Herbert B. Tree

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

If you're afraid to die, you will not be able to live. - James Baldwin

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for. - Albert Camus

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J K Rowling

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes. - John Donne

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain

The general outlook is not that the person has died but that the person has lived. - William Buchanan

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

Half the people in Hollywood are dying to be discovered and the other half are afraid they will be. - Lionel Barrymore

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die. - Bob Dylan

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan


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