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I'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

Have a healthy disregard for the impossible. - Larry Page

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. - Jim Eason

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy Fisher

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon


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