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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren


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