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Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out

This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says 'Expired'. So her nephew got her one on ebay!

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

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My life needs editing. - Mort Sahi

Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Life's short. Live passionately. - Marc A. Pitman

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Live a life as a monument to your soul. - Ayn Rand

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

Life is too short to live the same day twice. - Unknown

There is no enlightenment outside daily life. - Thich Nhat Hanh

A man's life is what his thoughts make it. - Marcus Aurelius

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. - Steven Wright

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first. - Ginger Rogers

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. - Charlie Chaplin

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

I am come that they might have life, and that they have it more abundantly. - John 10:10

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

You never know when a moment and a few sincere words can have an impact on life. - Zig Ziglar

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. - Mark Twain

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that life is made up of little things. - Frank A. Clark

The man is happiest who lives from day to day and asks no more, garnering the simple goodness of life. - Euripides

The power is detested, and miserable the life, of him who wishes to be feared rather than to be loved. - Cornelius Nepos

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

If you deliberately set out to be less than you are capable, you'll probably be unhappy for the rest of your life. - Abraham Maslow

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

The truth is, I do indulge myself a little the more in pleasure, knowing that this is the proper age of my life to do it. - Samuel Pepys

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan


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