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Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out

This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says 'Expired'. So her nephew got her one on ebay!

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

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Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

Life begins at the end of your comfort zone. - Neale Donald Walsh

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

If I had a pause button on my life, I would use it. - Jaycee Jay Anderson at the XXI 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics

The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live. - Elbert Hubbard

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

It frightens me, the awful truth, of how sweet life can be. - Bob Dylan

Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop. - Unknown

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

What is drama after all, but life with the dull bits cut out. - Alfred Hitchcock

Meditation and concentration are the way to a life of serenity. - Unknown

The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it. - Henry Thoreau

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

I want to live my life so that my nights are not full of regrets. - D.H. Lawrence

Let life happen to you. Believe me: life is in the right, always. - Rainer Maria Rilke

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. - Horace

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing. - Lady Astor

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

Beautiful things happen in your life when you distance yourself from all the negative things. - Unknown

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

The best portion of a good man's life;
His little nameless, unremembered acts
Of kindness and of love. - William Wordsworth

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. - T S Eliot

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones


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