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Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out

This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says 'Expired'. So her nephew got her one on ebay!

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

All life is an experiment. - Oliver Wendell Homes Jr.

Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton

I do not regret one moment of my life. - Lillie Langtry

Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved. - D.H. Lawrence

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

Life is about making an impact, not making an income. - Kevin Kruse

The hardest years in life are those between 10 and 70. - Helen Hayes

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious. - Will Rogers

I have always had a dread of becoming a passenger in life. - Margareth II, Queen of Denmark

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo, not for a man. - Samuel Butler

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

The best things in life are unexpected - because there were no expectations. - Eli Khamarov

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - E Hubbard

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. - Cullen Hightower

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. - Oscar Wilde

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

People seek within a short span of life to satisfy a thousand desires, each of which is insatiable. - Oliver Goldsmith

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - W Somerset Maugham

The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what it is one's destiny to do, and then do it. - Henry Ford

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell


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