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Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out

This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says 'Expired'. So her nephew got her one on ebay!

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

A man's deeds are his life. - African Saying

My whole heart for my whole life. - French Saying

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

If life gives you melons you may be dyslexic. - Unknown

I am very, very proud to say that I am pro-life. - Donald Trump

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. - Woody Allen

Your life is a reflection of your thoughts. Think well. - Danielle Pierre

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

Kindness is like sugar, It makes life taste a little sweeter. - Unknown

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. - Kin Hubbard

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. - Horace

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

If I had to do my life over, I would change every single thing that I have done. - Ray Davies

How many inner resources one needs to tolerate a life of leisure without fatigue. - Natalie Clifford Barney

Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events not of words. Trust movement. - Alfred Adler

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life. - Hunter S. Thompson

If you live your life afraid because you're afraid to live, then you live no life at all. - Unknown

She believed, of course... because without something to believe in, life would be intolerable. - Rosamunde Pilcher

Will you look back on life and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did it'? - Zig Ziglar

In a story you had to find a reason, but real life gets on very well without even Freudian motivations. - Anthony Burgess

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitude. - William James

I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up. - George Costanza

Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. - Dale Carnegie

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

There's a long life ahead of you and it's going to be beautiful, as long as you keep loving and hugging each other. - Yoko Ono

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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