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Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out

This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says 'Expired'. So her nephew got her one on ebay!

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

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Life is all about up and doing. - Unknown

The best things in life are silly. - Scott Adams

Life's short. Live passionately. - Marc A. Pitman

Without duty, life is soft and boneless. - Joseph Joubert

Life is not life unless you make mistakes. - Joan Collins

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

If you don't run your own life, somebody else will. - John Atkinson

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

Human life is but a series of footnotes to a vast obscure unfinished masterpiece. - Vladimir Nabokov

The creed of a true saint is to make the best of life, and to make the most of it. - Edwin Hubbel Chapin

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. - Oprah Winfrey

The happiest life is that which constantly exercises and educates what is best in us. - Hamerton

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. - Joey Adams

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

Never let life's hardships disturb you... no one can avoid problems, not even saints or sages. - Nichiren Daishonen

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitude. - William James

When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another. - Helen Keller

It's very easy for trusted companies to mislead naive customers, and life insurance companies are trusted. - Daniel Kahneman

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

With such riches as I have in life, you're always nervous. Being Irish, you're waiting for something to knock it sideways. - Pierce Brosnan

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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