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Expired Parking

When your meter on life runs out

This lady had a great sense of humour and always used to say that when she passed away she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says 'Expired'. So her nephew got her one on ebay!

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

Expired Parking thanks to Wally Zatylny

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Surfing is for life. - Bruce Jenkins

Life is a zoo in a jungle. - Peter De Vries

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Life begins on the other side of despair. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Don't go through life, grow through life. - Eric Butterworth

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Admiration is as indispensable to life as oxygen. - Genevieve A Dariaux

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

If you don't run your own life, somebody else will. - John Atkinson

Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it. - Charles Swindoll

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars. - Garrison Keillor

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

Life is like a bank account. You must put something in it in order for you to take anything out. - Joe Segal

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Fischer, the great American chess champion, famously said, 'Chess is life.' I would say, 'Pi is life.' - Daniel Tammet

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley


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