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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

It's a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock. - David Coleman

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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