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Firm Egg

Warning for Easter breakfast: Beware of firm eggs!

Firm Egg thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

He who conquers others is strong;
He who conquers himself is mighty. - Lao Tzu

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict. - William Ellery Channing

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

It's not a bad thing, is it, to be strong in some ways and fragile and vulnerable in others? - Jennifer Garner

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak. Sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go. - Unknown

Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all. - Oscar Wilde

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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