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Firm Egg

Warning for Easter breakfast: Beware of firm eggs!

Firm Egg thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The force is strong with this one. - Darth Vader

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement. - Anna Quindlen

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown

I have a strong sense that I have to educate people about disability. - Oscar Pistorius

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. - Mahatma Gandhi

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

He who conquers others is strong;
He who conquers himself is mighty. - Lao Tzu

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John C Bovee

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

It's not a bad thing, is it, to be strong in some ways and fragile and vulnerable in others? - Jennifer Garner

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

The Force is strong with you. A powerful Sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Vader. - Darth Sidious

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

Never does the human soul appear so strong and noble as when it forgoes revenge and dares to forgive an injury. - E.H. Chapin

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize failure as one of the pathways to attainment. - James Allen

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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