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Fish Eye Lens

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There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Logic is in the eye of the logician. - Gloria Steinem

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend. - Archie Bunker

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend. - Henri Bergson

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

You always feel when you look it straight in the eye that you could have put more into it, could have let yourself go and dug harder. - Emily Carr

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy


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