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Forgotten Easter Eggs

Easter Eggs hidden too well in the garden

Forgotten Easter Eggs thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

I never deny.
I never contradict.
I sometimes forget. - Benjamin Disraeli

The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten. - Calvin Coolidge

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown

The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

The arrogance of the present is to forget the intelligence of the past. - Ken Burns

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

He who does not remember the past is condemned to forget where he parked. - David Rudnitsky

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

Those who can't forget are worse off than those who can't remember. - Unknown

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

Fanaticism consists in redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim. - George Santayana

You forget what you want to remember, and you remember what you want to forget. - Cormac McCarthy

I've got "Sometimers." Sometimes I remember and sometimes I forget. - Spike Lee

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel. - Carl W. Buechner

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds. - Red Skelton

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid. - Lady Bird Johnson

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. - George Burns

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

Please promise me. If and when the day comes that I may forget who you are, please promise that you won't forget that I am still me. - Mara Botonis

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. - Maya Angelou

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak


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