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Forgotten Easter Eggs

Easter Eggs hidden too well in the garden

Forgotten Easter Eggs thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Forget injuries; never forget kindness. - Confucius

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

Those who forget their past are destined to repeat it. - Robert A. Heinlein

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

I never deny.
I never contradict.
I sometimes forget. - Benjamin Disraeli

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name. - Milton Berle

The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten. - Calvin Coolidge

Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown

The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

Forget what hurt you in the past but never forget what it taught you. - Unknown

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

The arrogance of the present is to forget the intelligence of the past. - Ken Burns

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Ultimately it is persistence that will pay off; forget about perfection. - Joe Segal

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne

Those who can't forget are worse off than those who can't remember. - Unknown

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

You forget what you want to remember, and you remember what you want to forget. - Cormac McCarthy

I've got "Sometimers." Sometimes I remember and sometimes I forget. - Spike Lee

Never forget that it is not a pneumonia, but a pneumonic man who is your patient. - William Withey Gull

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel. - Carl W. Buechner

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds. - Red Skelton

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. - George Burns

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write something worth reading or do things worth the writing. - Benjamin Franklin

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

It's only lonely at the top if you forget all the people you met along the way and fail to acknowledge their contributions to your success. - Harvey Mackay

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak


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