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Forgotten Easter Eggs

Easter Eggs hidden too well in the garden

Forgotten Easter Eggs thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Forget the past and live the present hour. - Sarah Knowles Bolton

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights. - Indira Gandhi

I never deny.
I never contradict.
I sometimes forget. - Benjamin Disraeli

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius

Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown

I can forget and you can forget, but a piece of paper never forgets. - Unknown

Forget what hurt you in the past but never forget what it taught you. - Unknown

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The arrogance of the present is to forget the intelligence of the past. - Ken Burns

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

He who does not remember the past is condemned to forget where he parked. - David Rudnitsky

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne

If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten. - Rudyard Kipling

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

You forget what you want to remember, and you remember what you want to forget. - Cormac McCarthy

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds. - Red Skelton

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. - George Burns

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write something worth reading or do things worth the writing. - Benjamin Franklin

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

Please promise me. If and when the day comes that I may forget who you are, please promise that you won't forget that I am still me. - Mara Botonis

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak


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