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Fractured Foot or Hand? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Fractured Foot or Hand? thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Sickness comes on horseback but departs on foot. - Dutch Proverb

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

A person's fears are lighter when the danger is at hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown


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