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I'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

A good husband is healthy and absent. - Japanese Proverb

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Desperation is a fellow shaving before stepping on the scales. - Unknown

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look - that healthy equals beautiful. - Victoria Principal

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus


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