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A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. - Pablo Picasso

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. - Unknown

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Cambell

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody. - Wilkie Collins

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers. - Edward Shepherd Mead

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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