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Good Luck Angel

Who is watching over your shoulder?

Good Luck Angel thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

A man loses control of his pickup... The pickup hits a guard rail and flips end over end over a culvert...

Good Luck Angel thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Do you think he had an angel on his shoulder?

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Luck is loaned, not owned. - Norway

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think. - Christopher Walken

Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. - Unknown

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

The best luck of all is the luck you make yourself. - Douglas MacArthur

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

Those that are afraid of bad luck will never know good. - Russian proverb

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from. - Cormac McCarthy

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. - Dalai Lama

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

The more we believe in ourselves, the luckier we get. The more we believe in luck, the unluckier we get. - Unknown

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I'm owned by the people. I mean, I'm telling you, I'm no angel, but I'm gonna do right by them. - Donald Trump

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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