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Good Luck Angel

Who is watching over your shoulder?

Good Luck Angel thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

A man loses control of his pickup... The pickup hits a guard rail and flips end over end over a culvert...

Good Luck Angel thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Do you think he had an angel on his shoulder?

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Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

Luck never gives; it only lends. - Swedish Proverb

Luck is being ready for the chance. - James Frank Dobie

It's bad luck to be superstitious. - Andrew W. Mathis

Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. - Unknown

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

The best luck of all is the luck you make yourself. - Douglas MacArthur

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

Those that are afraid of bad luck will never know good. - Russian proverb

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. - Dalai Lama

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown


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