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Hands On Tree

Find your hole family tree!

Hands On Tree thanks to Mike King

Create your own Family Tree two hands at a time

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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights. - J Paul Getty

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde

Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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