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Hands On Tree

Find your hole family tree!

Hands On Tree thanks to Mike King

Create your own Family Tree two hands at a time

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Many hands make light work. - Unknown

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Take it from me, parents just don't understand. - Will Smith

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

Misers aren't fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors. - Unknown

You can't choose your ancestors, and neither can your descendants. - Unknown

I write to keep in contact with our ancestors and to spread truth to people. - Sonia Sanchez

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. - Dave Barry

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

I don't know who my grandfather was, I am much more concerned to know what his grandson will be. - Abraham Lincoln

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

I've learned that people will seldom let you down if they understand that your destiny is in their hands, and vice versa. - Harvey Mackay

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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