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Happy Sky

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Happy Sky thanks to Wayne Nowazek

If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

A happy heart comes first, then the happy face. - Shania Twain

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

There is no duty so much underrated as the duty of being happy. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers? - Unknown

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy. - Eric Hoffer

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I look at what I have not and think myself unhappy; others look at what I have and think me happy. - Unknown

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

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