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Happy Sky

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Happy Sky thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

No one is happy all his life long. - Euripides

At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers? - Unknown

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony

Be happy in the moment, that's enough. Each moment is all we need, not more. - Mother Teresa

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


Mistaken Door

Cleanup

Leave Toes Outside

Google Age

Meat Loaf

Heavy Sleeper

So Close

Economy Flight

StandOut Island

Poor Fishing Day

Is Your Diaper Full?

Lunch Break on a Hot Day

Moving Level Pro

Plain Plane School

Wireframe Dog

SUV Sinkhole

Wireless Doorbells Sitting On Their Chargers

Smoke Coolant

Front Row Seats

A Frayed Knot

Roof Ride

Lego Haircut

Kitchen Time Out

HandyMen Teamwork