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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

I ain't in a happy frame of mood. - Archie Bunker

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

I am happy and content because I think I am. - Alain-René Lesage

Whoever is happy will make others happy too. - Mark Twain

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy. - Cynthia Nelms

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford


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