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High Heel Diver

Bubba's girlfriend found a new way to walk on water

High Heel Diver thanks to Karen Moore

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Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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