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Bubba's girlfriend found a new way to walk on water

High Heel Diver thanks to Karen Moore

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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

I did not have 3,000 pairs of shoes. I had 1,060. - Imelda Marcos

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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