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High Heel Diver

Bubba's girlfriend found a new way to walk on water

High Heel Diver thanks to Karen Moore

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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Time wounds all heels. - Groucho Marx

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

The wearer knows best where the shoe pinches. - Spanish Proverb

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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