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Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien


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