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Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. - Babe Ruth

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christion Morgenstern

A man's home is his castle, and his wife is the janitor. - Lucille Kallen

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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