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I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

Plans are worthless, but planning is everything. - Dwight D Eisenhower

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christion Morgenstern

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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