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How Sunset Is Made

Making light of a perfect day

How Sunset Is Made thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Light years before Thomas Edison

Watt-ered down setting sun
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Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

A sunset is nothing more and nothing less than the backside of a sunrise. - Craig D. Lounsbrough

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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