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How To Conserve Gas thanks to Mike King

Gas prices are totally out of control

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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

The price of purity is purists. - Calvin Trillin

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

Oil and truth will get uppermost at last. - Proverb

Energy and persistence conquer all things. - Benjamin Franklin

Revenge is profitable, gratitude is expensive. - Edward Gibbon

Maturity is a high price to pay for growing up. - Tom Stoppard

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

It takes as much energy to wish as it does to plan. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

If only Bapu knew the cost of setting him up in poverty! - Sarojini Naidu

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

All wish to possess knowledge, but few are willing to pay the price. - Juvenal

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. - Josh Billings

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The judicial system is the most expensive machine ever invented for finding out what happened and what to do about it. - Irving R. Kaufman

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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