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Wit is educated insolence. - Aristotle

Brevity is the soul of wit. - William Shakespeare

It's a funny old world. - Margaret Thatcher

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Housekeeping ain't no joke. - Louisa May Alcott

Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

The gods too are fond of a joke. - Aristotle

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Good taste is the enemy of comedy. - Mel Brooks

I'd rather be funny than wise. - Dennis Miller

If it gets laughs, it's funny. - Rachel Dratch

A joke's a very serious thing. - Charles Churchill

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

You got a very warfed sense of humor. - Archie Bunker

Humor is the most engaging cowardice. - Robert Frost

I live to laugh, and I laugh to live. - Milton Berle

For every laugh there should be a tear. - Walt Disney

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Make fun of menopause - laugh your flash off! - Kathy Cagney

Comedy is like catching lightning in a bottle. - Goldie Hawn

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. - Larry Gelbart

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh. - Tom Lehrer

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it. - Erma Bombeck

You have a ready wit. Let me know when it's ready. - Henny Youngman

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh. - Jay Leno

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. - W Somerset Maugham

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

There is nothing laughable about a clown in the moonlight. - Lon Chaney

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

The best way of removing negativity is to laugh and be joyous. - David Icke

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Isn't it funny that anything the Supreme Court says is right? - Robert Frost

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. - Fred Allen

A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it. - Don Herold

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. - Charlie Chaplin

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - Frank A. Clark

I want to make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously. - William K Zinsser

The scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. - Michael J. Fox

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think. - La Bruyere

The best ideas come as joe-ks. Make your thinking as funny as possibell. - Joe-kster

The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. - David Ogilvie

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? - George Carlin

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it. - G K Chesterton

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humour. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

Blessed is the man who can laugh at himself, for he will never cease to be amused. - Proverb

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. - Thomas Szasz

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson

You don't have to teach people to be funny, you only have to give them permission. - Harvey Mindess

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. - Unknown

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me. - Robert Frost

I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me. - joe-kster

If evil be said of thee, and if it be true, correct thyself; if it be a lie, laugh at it. - Epictetus

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing. - Ronnie Barker

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. - Sid Caesar

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. - John Powell

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - Will Rogers

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. - Oscar Wilde

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor. - Thomas W. Higginson

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out. - Ambrose Bierce

There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh. - Matthew Perry

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Companies need to lighten up and take themselves less seriously. They need to get a sense of humor. - Unknown

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to. - George Saunders

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - W Somerset Maugham

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. - George Carlin

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

That's the Irish people all over - they treat a joke as a serious thing, and a serious thing as a joke. - Sean O'Casey

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. - Norm Papernick

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. - Bob Hope

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it. - Tallulah Bankhead

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

Suspense is very important. Even though this is humor and they're short stories, that theory of building suspense is still there. - Sergio Aragones

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved. - J. Russell Lynes

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith

There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy. - Mark Twain


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