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Jockey Racing

Jockeying for position in the new Kentucky Derby format

Jockey Racing thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Win, Place or Show, all 3 jockeys are winners

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Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. - Homer Simpson

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.


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