The ultimate beer hoarding house
A single guy lived in this townhouse for 8 years in Calgary, Alberta. The landlord thought he was the best renter because he never called or complained, and was never late on a payment.
These pictures don't even come close to what it really looked like.
Century 21 Realty had already moved some of the cans out, and they had caved in the tunnels that the renter had made to get to the bedroom, bathroom and kitchen.
All this, yet, you still don't see any dust or scattered clothes, or any dirty dishes anywhere.
Other than having a minor drinking problem, he was basically a very clean, organized person.
He was concerned about his health - proved by the fact that he drank a 'Light' beer...
An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope
There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon
At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd
Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino
I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins
I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright
My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb
Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker
In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright
No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields
Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller
A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers
When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto
Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano
I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible
Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton
One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson
Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost
If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller
Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare
Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright