Light Beer House
How many light beers make a full house?
The ultimate beer hoarding house
A single guy lived in this townhouse for 8 years in Calgary, Alberta. The landlord thought he was the best renter because he never called or complained, and was never late on a payment.
These pictures don't even come close to what it really looked like.
Century 21 Realty had already moved some of the cans out, and they had caved in the tunnels that the renter had made to get to the bedroom, bathroom and kitchen.
All this, yet, you still don't see any dust or scattered clothes, or any dirty dishes anywhere.
Other than having a minor drinking problem, he was basically a very clean, organized person.
He was concerned about his health - proved by the fact that he drank a 'Light' beer...
Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin
Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas
Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope
A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb
There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon
A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West
Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker
Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible
He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker
Better a hundred enemies outside the house than one inside. - Arabic proverb
I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright
What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams
If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz
Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright
It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil
He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare
No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller
There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano
My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright
I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright
The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright
Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan