The ultimate beer hoarding house
A single guy lived in this townhouse for 8 years in Calgary, Alberta. The landlord thought he was the best renter because he never called or complained, and was never late on a payment.
These pictures don't even come close to what it really looked like.
Century 21 Realty had already moved some of the cans out, and they had caved in the tunnels that the renter had made to get to the bedroom, bathroom and kitchen.
All this, yet, you still don't see any dust or scattered clothes, or any dirty dishes anywhere.
Other than having a minor drinking problem, he was basically a very clean, organized person.
He was concerned about his health - proved by the fact that he drank a 'Light' beer...
Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee
An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson
There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon
Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb
Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker
He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen
I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr
Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker
Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell
When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright
Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce
I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono
I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli
What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau
I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright
If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright
In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright
No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus
You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields
A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker
The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman
There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan
When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto
I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright
Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano
My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright
Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright