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Light Beer House

How many light beers make a full house?

The ultimate beer hoarding house
Light Beer House thanks to Roy Taylor

A single guy lived in this townhouse for 8 years in Calgary, Alberta. The landlord thought he was the best renter because he never called or complained, and was never late on a payment.

Light Beer House thanks to Roy Taylor

These pictures don't even come close to what it really looked like.

Light Beer House thanks to Roy Taylor

Century 21 Realty had already moved some of the cans out, and they had caved in the tunnels that the renter had made to get to the bedroom, bathroom and kitchen.

Light Beer House thanks to Roy Taylor

All this, yet, you still don't see any dust or scattered clothes, or any dirty dishes anywhere.

Light Beer House thanks to Roy Taylor

Other than having a minor drinking problem, he was basically a very clean, organized person.

Light Beer House thanks to Roy Taylor

He was concerned about his health - proved by the fact that he drank a 'Light' beer...

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An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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