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Light Beer House

How many light beers make a full house?

The ultimate beer hoarding house
Light Beer House thanks to Roy Taylor

A single guy lived in this townhouse for 8 years in Calgary, Alberta. The landlord thought he was the best renter because he never called or complained, and was never late on a payment.

Light Beer House thanks to Roy Taylor

These pictures don't even come close to what it really looked like.

Light Beer House thanks to Roy Taylor

Century 21 Realty had already moved some of the cans out, and they had caved in the tunnels that the renter had made to get to the bedroom, bathroom and kitchen.

Light Beer House thanks to Roy Taylor

All this, yet, you still don't see any dust or scattered clothes, or any dirty dishes anywhere.

Light Beer House thanks to Roy Taylor

Other than having a minor drinking problem, he was basically a very clean, organized person.

Light Beer House thanks to Roy Taylor

He was concerned about his health - proved by the fact that he drank a 'Light' beer...

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Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

He'd go through the house like Typhoon Mary. - Archie Bunker

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

Now that the House of Commons is trying to become useful, it does a great deal of harm. - Oscar Wilde

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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