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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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