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Lost Uncle thanks to Darwin McKee

Dad, I think I know where Uncle Fred's been hanging out!

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He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

No opportunity is ever lost. Someone else seizes the ones you missed. - Unknown

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne

Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. - Harold C. Schonberg

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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