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When it's safe to go fishing for a Great White Shark

Lost Uncle thanks to Darwin McKee

Dad, I think I know where Uncle Fred's been hanging out!

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Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Tennyson

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie


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