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Love is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I know of only one duty, and that is to love. - Albert Camus

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

That best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway


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