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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

We accept the love we think we deserve. - Stephen Chbosky

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash


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