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Get drunk with love. - Debasish Mridha

Love, and do what you like. - St. Augustine

In love, one and one are one. - Jean-Paul Sartre

One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

We are most alive when we're in love. - John Updike

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Love your enemy as you'd love your brother. - Unknown

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

Where there is great love, there are always wishes. - Willa Cather

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden


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