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No man is an Ireland. - Richard Daley

Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Two monsoons are the age of a man. - Bombay Proverb

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out. - Chinese Proverb

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. - Napoleon Hill

A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. - Mahatma Gandhi

A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel. - Robert Frost

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

It is infinitely better to have a few good men than many indifferent ones. - George Washington

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash

Blessed is the man who can laugh at himself, for he will never cease to be amused. - Proverb

The man who most vividly realizes a difficulty is the man most likely to overcome it. - Joseph Farrell

No man can cause more grief than one clinging blindly to the voices of his ancestors. - William Faulkner

The man who has begun to live more seriously within begins to live more simply without. - Ernest Hemingway

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. - Niels Bohr

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. - Thomas a Kempis

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - J K Rowling

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield


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