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Know the great men of your age. - Baltasar Gracian

Every man over 40 is a scoundrel. - George Bernard Shaw

Two monsoons are the age of a man. - Bombay Proverb

The greedy man stores all but friendship. - Irish Proverb

The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The measure of a man is what he does with power. - Pittacus

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

The superior man is distressed by his want of ability. - Confucius

Everyone wishes that the man whom he fears would perish. - Ovid

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton

Every man who wants to be President is either an egomaniac or crazy. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

The only man who makes no mistakes is the man who never does anything. - Theodore Roosevelt

When a good man is hurt, all who would be called good must suffer with him. - Euripides

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry

The bravest sight in the world is to see a great man struggling against adversity. - Seneca

Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror. - Jean Rostand

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. - Ayn Rand

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

Beside Leopold, Nero, Caligula, Attila, Torquemada, Genghis Khan and such killers of men are mere amateurs. - Mark Twain

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man — he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

A man who is used to acting in one way never changes; he must come to ruin when the times, in changing, no longer are in harmony with his ways. - Niccolo Machiavelli


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