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A good man is always a beginner. - Martial

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb

Once on his feet, though, man does not stay where he is. - Frederic Gros

What do you get for a man who has everything? Penicillin. - Henny Youngman

Every man knows he will die but no one wants to believe it. - Yiddish Proverb

You can't hold a man down without staying down with him. - Booker T. Washington

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

Once at least in his life each man walks with Christ to Emmaus. - Oscar Wilde

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

Always be ready to speak your mind, and a base man will avoid you. - William Blake

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste they hurry past it. - Soren Kierkegaard

The wise man does not lay up treasure. The more he gives the more he has. - Chinese Proverb

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented? - George Carlin

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them. - Mae West

An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

There is no meaning to life except the meaning man gives his life by the unfolding of his powers, by living productively. - Erich Fromm

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person. - Joseph Addison

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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