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Man of the Year Finalists thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Man of the Year Finalists thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't... and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. - Unknown

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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