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Fate is character. - William Winter

Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't... and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. - Unknown

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay


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