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I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. - Benjamin Disraeli

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare the truth thou hast, that all may share; Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare. - Voltaire


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