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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Desperation is a fellow shaving before stepping on the scales. - Unknown

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa. - Groucho Marx

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

There is nothing more beautiful in this world than a healthy, wise old man. - Lin Yutang

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela


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